Sunday, May 15, 2011
It came from Ohio
OK kids sit down and let me tell you a real scary tale. Now this one is true. It's about a evil ogre name Kasich that wanted to destroy a enchanted kingdom called Ohio. In steps in our hero Dennis Kucinch, the most Progressive Liberal in Ohio. His fiefdom is threatened by the 2010 Census reassignment. Now wait it gets better; while the population of Ohio went down, Northeastern Ohio didn't. Now the law is the law and Emperor Kasich can eliminate two Congressional Districts and it don't matter where. Now if you're a Republican this is the scary part, Dennis is considering running in another state.
Dennis is cool with my Congressperson Marcia Fudge and the others here. That's why he's leaving. He considering Washington State and other areas. He has the name recognition and rich Hollywood Liberals to help him. We see that in New York's solidly red district there is a three way race between the Democrats, the Republicans, and the Tea Party.
So somewhere in your state, you may hear a a Toyota Prius (or maybe not they're quiet). You will see the most Progressive Congressman in the United States coming to your all red district that has several angry elderly former Republicans. He's coming for ALL the votes this time. Be afraid, be very afraid.