Thursday, March 27, 2008

Limbaugh Lottery

Hey kids be the first on your block to get into the new game that is sweeping America , the Limbaugh Lottery.First I must give credit to anneyhussein of crooks and liars for giving me the idea for this. First you must be a citizen of Cuyahoga County to enter. No purchase necessary. Here are the rules. You have to have been a Republican that crossed over and voted Democrat in the presidential election. Now go down to the Cuyahoga County board of elections and admit that you committed voter fraud. Make sure that the affidavit is on file when you committed the fraud. Now you might have to pay a little fine but it's ok you will soon get riches.Find more of your friends that have done the same thing. The next step is you might have to go to jail a little bit , don't worry you will soon be rewarded. Next, now this is most important have a class action lawsuit against Fat Boy. He told you to committ a crime. He used the public airways to do this. that right ,you can sue the Mississippi SH!T out of him. That's right you'll be helping democracy while sending a fat drugged out racist to get plenty of excercise, thanks to the citizens of Cleveland and its surrounding communities.Yes I know I can't make you vote for a president for the right reasons, but money trumps racism all the time.You can sent Rush somewhere he can't and don't want to use that Viagra.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HAHA!

Yeah,don't eat the Viagra cookies,and don't drop the soap.