Wednesday, April 13, 2011
More Birther BS
How dumb can these people be? This site linked to a Donald Trump for President site and Terry Larkin, the soldier that is in Jail for not going to serve in Iraq because of the POTUS birth certificate. Below is a transcript of the xtranormal cartoon.
You are a racist for asking for Obama's birth certificate
A - Do you think Obama should have to show his birth certificate?
B - Oh, no no no. That would be racist. That is the biggest pile of dog mess I have ever heard.
A - But my own son had to show his birth certificate when he joined little league baseball last week.
B - Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly said people like you are the most dangerous radical fringe terrorists group in all of America.
A - Why would they say that?
B - Because they are paid corporate shills who have sold their souls. Ooops, I mean because anyone who asks a black president for his birth certificate clings to their Bible and guns and is racist. Bill O'Reilly said so.
A - lieutenant colonel Terry Lake-in is an eighteen year army physician with a spectacular service record. Did you know that Mister Lakin is in an interracial marriage and has three beautiful children? Mister Lake-in petitioned his chain of command for over two years to see Obama's birth certificate so that he would know that his combat orders are consitutional and legal.
B - Terry Lake-in is a racist! Bill O'Reilly said so. Glenn Beck said so too.
A - But Terry Lakin is in an interracial marriage.
B - Maybe he wasn't a racist when he got married but he is a racist now. Glenn Beck says so.
A - Have you heard about Pastor James David Manning with Atlah church in Harlem, I mean Atlah, New York? Pastor James David Manning held a constitutionally legal trial and convicted Obama of fraud and sedition. The trial transcripts stated that Obama does not meet the constitutional eligibility requirements to be President of the United States.
B - Pastor Manning is a racist!
A - Pastor Manning is black. He is Pastor of a black church full of righteous black people of God. He has served the black community for decades.
B - Pastor Manning is a racist. Whoopi Goldberg and Andersoon Cooper said so. It was on the view and CNN.
A - Did you know that even Chris Matthews with MSNBC has asked Obama to show his birth certificate? And the Hawaii governor Neil Abercrombie said that he would release it when he got in office but changed his mind when he said could not find any evidence of a long form birth certificate.
B - Chris Matthews and Neil Abercrombie are racists!
A - But Chris Matthews gets a tingle up his leg when he sees Obama. Neil Abercrombie claimed to have caught Obama as a baby when he came out of the womb.
B - I don't have time for all this. We have a black president, just get over it. You are a racist. This is not an important issue.
A - You don't think it is an important issue on the eligibility requirements for the most powerful man on earth to be a natural born citizen? And Obama holds the title of commander in chief of the united states military and runs policy decisions for our country?
B - Listen. You better shut up right now, or I am going to call janet napolitano on you and report you to our government as a terrorist.
A - Even Donald Trump has finally figured out the truth.
B - Donald Trump is a racist.
A - I don't judge Obama by the color of his skin but you decide to defend Obama by the color of his skin. Who is the racist?
B - What did you say? Say that again as it was extremely profound and annoying statement.
A - I said, I don't judge Obama by the color of his skin but you decide to defend Obama by the color of his skin. Who is the racist?
B - Obama please help me! I will contact Obama myself and ask him to show it to you to make all you racist people shut up.
A - Very good, please do that. But all we asking for is $10 document that shows us where is he was born. I mean, what is he afraid of?
B = Argh. But that Obama Long Legged Mack Daddy can not be a fraud. He was going to buy me a car and pay my rent!